as i recalled, on friday friends and i went to plaza sing to watch a movie.. or rather supposed to. i dint catch it because i need to attend the prayer meeting later at 7.30pm.. so God first!! i gave up watchin. everywhere, kids are wearing their "trendy uniforms". their "very-nice" multi coloured cardigans and "ba-zhang" skinnies. super amusing, i dont wannna laugh de but i cant control. we had GREEN AND BLACK STRIPES, looking like a zebra who is having AIDS. we had RED AND BLACK, a zebra having kidney failure, PURPLE AND BLACK, a zebra having a purple mother.. and not forgetting BLACK AND WHITE, a zebra(crossing).
there is nothing wrong with the fashion actually, but those kids made the shirts problematic. but of course we dint say anything because we want no trouble.. we respect those kids.. as they are still kids.. however here comes this boy with his "bamboo-pole" stead following behind his ass.. i dont have a problem with a boy walking thru 5 men. but i do have one when the boy does the walk with his head up, chest out and arms swinging. and somehow his eyes tells him that someone is "staring" at him.. so this "bamboo-pole" boy makes a U-turn with his "bamboo-pole" stead and asked my friend, "ANY PROBLEM?" hahas. first thing in my mind, "wah, ah-me-ri-can gen-ster lehh.." typical ah bengs will say "kua si mi"(hokkien) but this boy wants to be different. he wants to be "made in US".. after that he said, "WHY YOU STARE?" and lastly the all-time favourite line.. "NOT HAPPY COME LAH!" if you cannot use english, stick to hokkien, dont throw your own face.. u know whats "lao kui"? he not big sized, he is congruent to the main character in the movie "little man".
why must we go to you, why not you come to us? we'll teach you how to fight like a man, and maybe give you money to buy plasters. dont always assume people staring at you can? what can you actually do? take pen knife go under block threaten old ladies for money? ton the night and whistle at "ah lians"? slack at some void decks? violence doesnt solve anything neither will it make you a big boy. if you ever think of becoming ah beng, think again.. your real brothers will only be the police.
service was great today! but i dint really caught much of it.. as i was very tired and ushering. my angel gave me a can of coffee today.. hahas i appreciate it, really.. hahas. but maybe next week you wanna get me an organiser instead? i need one urgently. lol
ENGLISH ORALS IS ON 20/8 WED!! SCARY CAN???!! and PRELIMS KICKS OFF ON 22/8 FRI!! and ALL IS NOT DONE YET.

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